Tuesday, January 27th, 2015

Tuesday Talk Back: SNOWMAGEDDON 2015 How are you surviving post Juno?


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It was bad. Really bad. I didn’t know if we were going to make it through the night. The precipitation from Juno was unprecedented for a storm of this perceived historical magnitude. I was so worried that we didn’t buy enough milk and bread and that we would run out of toilet paper before the worst of the storm was over.

Oh, and by the way, I am starting my own weather company! This was my first prediction for Juno and I would say it was HIGHLY ACCURATE and that I should become your favorite and trusted source for weather reporting from now on.

January 25 at 7:47pm 2015 SNOWMAGEDDON Is INEVITABLE and RAPIDLY APPROACHING!!! 1/2″ to 156″ of snowfall possible from tonight through a week from next Tuesday – providing the month has the letter R in it and no butterflies east of Bangladesh flap their wings past midnight during the new moon. NOTE: If the wicked beast named Thorag is not provided with 115 pounds of hamster meat by the mid-winter’s eve, the amount of snowfall may be tripled. Good day.

How are you faring after the storm? How much snow did you get from Juno? What did you do on your snow day?

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